I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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