i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
you win again, gameday.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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