erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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