we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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