i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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