time to smoke my breakfast
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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