you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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