Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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