She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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