have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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