What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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