At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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