I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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