Can Purell be used as lube?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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