I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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