sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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