I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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