drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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