I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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