Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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