Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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