She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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