We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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