ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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