We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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