Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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