So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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