Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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