sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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