Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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