all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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