you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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