You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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