i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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