I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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