Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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