Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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