i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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