my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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