JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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