She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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