She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
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