you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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