I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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