My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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