I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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