That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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