is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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