He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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