doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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